- Model trains move way too fast for their size. Completely unrealistic.
- Jay Dines yearns to be on puffy jacket hall monitor duty.
- Lucas Dines hurries home from work to simulate contract negotiations on Madden.
- Addie Falger pretends to understand microfluidic bubble logic.
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Sources say...
Bird Flu is a very serious threat and should not be ignored. In fact, scientists say that individuals should keep spare rations and dangerous weapons on hand for WHEN the bird flu strikes our country. Scientists also say that Steve Sembach will contract the Bird Flu, become delirious, and hate himself for not listening to Lucas Dines, Bird Flu expert, when he had the chance.
According to witnesses...
- It's in Addie Falger's face
- Lucas Dines has a girlfriend
- Addie Falger slices her 4-iron
- Addie Falger doesn't even know
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